People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.

If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.