People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

I don't think young people are as demoralized as the media and government would like us to think. The obvious sign of that is how strong and how close personal connections are and how much people are able to build a life for themselves, despite all this stuff that's been thrown at them.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

I think no artist can claim to have any access to the truth, or an authentic version of an event. But obviously they have slightly better means at their disposal because they have their art to energize whatever it is they're trying to write about. They have music.