People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.

Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.