People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.

Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.

I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.