I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.

The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.