I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?