I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.

If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.