I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

I think maybe since there isn't a great deal of access to the mainstream media and people don't understand the language of mainstream media, if you put music out there with lyrics that are loosely political, people absorb some of it and spit it back out.

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.