I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing that moment - that's escape.

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.