I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.
Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.
One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.