Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my god.

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.