I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

I think what makes people ill a lot of the time is the belief that your thoughts are concrete and that you're responsible for your thoughts. Whereas actually - the way I see it - your thoughts are what the wind blows through your mind.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.

They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave me sunshine, made me happy Nice dream, nice dream Nice dream