I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

I've never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There's always a darkness in it, even amidst great pop music.

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

Immerse your soul in love.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.