At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.

Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with.

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

Every move you make has already been done, and taken the piss out of.

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*