At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

We don't have to stand on a soap-box and preach because hopefully we're channelling it through the new record.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

I am all the days that you choose to ignore.