I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke

I think no artist can claim to have any access to the truth, or an authentic version of an event. But obviously they have slightly better means at their disposal because they have their art to energize whatever it is they're trying to write about. They have music.

If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain