I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.

If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.