It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.

you have not been / paying attention

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician