I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.