I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror.

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.