I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!

I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

Treefingers is important, it's the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.