The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.

I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma