If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.
If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.
My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
One of the interesting things here is that the people who should be shaping the future are politicians. But the political framework itself is so dead and closed that people look to other sources, like artists, because art and music allow people a certain freedom.