The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

You think I have the responsibilty... I have the responsibility to give the fans a good time!

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.

Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.