I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror.

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.