I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror.

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*

And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician

Most Radiohead songs are actually REM songs, I just have a mentally ill child read the lyrics aloud and then I change the melodies a bit.