If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.