It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

I'd go onstage doing this thing, trying to fill this arena that I can't fill because I don't understand what this is. It's like you're given a job that's beyond you. And it's taken me years to realize what works in those big situations.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that's what the song is about.