It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.

I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe they don't really think it's a funny joke.

Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*