Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and he's very good at it, but I just can't do it. I'd probably end up punching them in the face rather than shaking their hand, so it's best that I stay out of their way. I can't engage with that level of bullshit. Which is a shame, really, and in a way it would help if I could, but I just can't. I admire the fact that Bono can, and can walk away from it smelling of roses.

Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers