Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*

And if the world does turn, and if London burns, I'll be standing on the beach with my guitar. I want to be in a band, when I get to Heaven. Anyone can play guitar, and they won't be a nothing anymore.

The allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs