As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

Well, I've been reading a lot about the fifty years since the Second World War, about Western foreign policy and all that. I try not to let it get to me, but sometimes I just think that there's no hope.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.