I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.