I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I'm not. *smiles*

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.

I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke