I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.

If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

You can't make an egg without frying an egg

I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.