Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.

I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.

Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.