I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.