I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.