Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.