There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl