There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?