There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times.