One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.