Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.