Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing
Thom YorkeThe allegations of me being a pedophile are spurious, at best. However I will admit that taking my knickers off in the park and having an Easter Egg hunt with those apple-cheeked four year olds was in my best interest and not theirs
Thom YorkeI bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
Thom Yorke