Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

My big problem with corporate structure is this bizarre sense of loyalty you're supposed to feel -- towards what is basically a virus. It grows or dies, like any virus. And you use it for your own selfish ends." - source

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.