Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...