Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.

All of our saddest songs have somewhere in them at least a glimmer of resolve - Street Spirit has no resolve. It is the dark tunnel without the light at the end.

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.