Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.

The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man.

What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

You can't make an egg without frying an egg

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!