I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.