I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.

There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the same way, but I'm not about to run up and down the street asking everybody if they're as lonely as I am. I'd probably get locked up.

My big problem with corporate structure is this bizarre sense of loyalty you're supposed to feel -- towards what is basically a virus. It grows or dies, like any virus. And you use it for your own selfish ends." - source