I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.