When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!
I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.
The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.