People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*

So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.