Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.