Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.