Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen.

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.