Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.