Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.

I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.