Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.