There's the beautiful people and then there's the rest of us.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels