If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.

Being in a band turns you into a child and keeps you there.

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.