If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.

Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain