I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps what I'm singing is deeply acidic.