I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face