It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

I've never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There's always a darkness in it, even amidst great pop music.

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?