There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

My argument would be that I don't think there is much that's genuinely political art that is good art.

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.