There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke

Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.

I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.