It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

I think artists can influence only through making music that challenges people, excites them and flips them out. Music that repeats what you know in ever-decreasing derivation, that's unchallenging and unstimulating, deadens our minds, our imagination and our ability to see beyond the hell we find ourselves in.