It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god

Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

Space Jam is my favorite movie. Don't ask me why, it just is.