I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.
One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece
The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me
Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.
In November I'll be releasing my new solo record, entitled 'Box Of Bees'. There's no music, it's just a box full of live bees. The deluxe edition comes with more bees.