I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*

I had a dream where my face was a hamburger. What the?

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.