The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.

I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?