The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.

Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.