The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.

Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.