Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?

What happens a lot with songwriting is that a melody or rhythm or something stays with you like catching a cold. And during that time what happens is that I can then fit things on to it, it all fits and glues together. Sometimes it's crazy cos it can almost be anything. But if you catch the cold then the nonsense makes sense. It's like you're getting beamed it, like with a ouija board and something's pushing your hand. It's not a pleasant experience necessarily.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).