Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

I think what makes people ill a lot of the time is the belief that your thoughts are concrete and that you're responsible for your thoughts. Whereas actually - the way I see it - your thoughts are what the wind blows through your mind.

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.