OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.
I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome
I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world.
I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.
I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*