I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not an issue.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.