If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.
So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.