Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.

Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that.

Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl