Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious

I won't live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I'm sorry I just won't do it.

If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's livelihoods we're talking about - and you look at Internet in terms of the most amazing broadcasting network ever built, then it's completely different. In some ways, that's the best way of looking at it.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. 'Hit the bottom and escape' is a cry for help. oh god someone stop me