Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions, not for the benefit of mankind.

Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.

There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.