The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass

I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.