Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

So ultimately, it's idealistic to think that artists are able to step away from the power of the media and the way it controls things, and go on doing their own things.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.