When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.

Are you such a dreamer To put the world to rights? I'll stay home forever Where two and two always makes a five I'll lay down the tracks Sandbag and hide January has April's showers And two and two always makes a five It's the devil's way now There is no way out You can SCREAM and you can shout It is too late now Because... You have not been Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! You have not been paying attention!

If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.