You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.

My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.

I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.