Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.
It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.
I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.